“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy
"I will rip your fucking throat out"
I TRIED TO NOT REBLOG BUT THEN I COULDNT
this is literally what it’s like to room with a freshman as an upperclassman
Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs
please go to church this sunday
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg
you mean fries
MY FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR.
Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960
HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the only requirements were that you had long hair and were a strong swimmer and they gave them mirrors and other props and they literally spent their days swimming and waving I heard a story once about sailors visiting the park and one of them jumped in with the mermaids THIS WAS JUST„ SO COOL I WANT TO BE A MERMAID! YELLs
I know someone whose Mom was one of the mermaids, it’s all very cool.
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
This is the most touching post ever. Truly brings a tear to the eye.
dude forgets his wife after surgery and falls in love with her instantly. excellent
i hit the jackpot
oh my god
"do we call each other baby?"
holy shit where do i find a man like this
All of these keep popping up, I guess it’s because of the start of the school year… This is making me think maybe I should have gone into teaching, obviously other teachers have the same sense of humor I do… Guess it’s never too late to go back to school. Hmmm…. Besides if I go for Chem I can set shit on fire!
I hope to be one of these teachers someday…