why hello there. my name is irrelevant. welcome to my mind.

krisinthetardis:

virginsplayground:

sad-butsassy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

"I will rip your fucking throat out"

I TRIED TO NOT REBLOG BUT THEN I COULDNT

this is literally what it’s like to room with a freshman as an upperclassman 

tyelr:

bagmilk:

Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs

please go to church this sunday

invadedveins:

klusterfvk:

generaloftheuniverse:

alishalovescats1701:

itsraininbritishmen:

oceanicsteam:

veggieburqers:

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

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cries

you mean fries

MY FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR.

Porn

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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castielscompanion:

ollivander:

herekitty:

Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960

HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the only requirements were that you had long hair and were a strong swimmer and they gave them mirrors and other props and they literally spent their days swimming and waving I heard a story once about sailors visiting the park and one of them jumped in with the mermaids THIS WAS JUST„ SO COOL I WANT TO BE A MERMAID! YELLs

I know someone whose Mom was one of the mermaids, it’s all very cool.

xxryuxx:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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This is the most touching post ever. Truly brings a tear to the eye.

imgonnamakeachange:

thehealthywarrior:

coffee-and-yoga:

flyforphoenix:

dude forgets his wife after surgery and falls in love with her instantly. excellent

i hit the jackpot

oh my god

"do we call each other baby?"

holy shit where do i find a man like this

glitterandcamo:

nerdycrochetgal:

All of these keep popping up, I guess it’s because of the start of the school year… This is making me think maybe I should have gone into teaching, obviously other teachers have the same sense of humor I do… Guess it’s never too late to go back to school. Hmmm…. Besides if I go for Chem I can set shit on fire!

I hope to be one of these teachers someday…